Musex

The act of exchanging songs and/or bands with friends. Usually happens over IM with Youtube links. Often leads to an eargasm

-Hey, check this song out! It makes me wanna have musex with you.

-What are you doing? -Musex.

Musex by Linebacker36 February 3, 2010

musex

A certain type of music one would listen to while they are having sex. Some often listen to this music while NOT having sex. These kind of listeners will be filled with an enigmatic ecstasy state for hours, where they do not give a shit about ANYTHING. Don't fuck around with the ones who are chilling to musex.

I heard NONE9999 listening to musex the other day..that fool chills hardcore.

musex by NONE9999 March 6, 2005

MuSex

The need to have music playing whilst having Sex.

Almost like a fetish.

Hey Babe, Wanna have some MuSex

MuSex by M4D31TT00345Y!:P October 19, 2018

country musex 

sex that is affected by your surroundings. in this case by rocky, uninhabited hills, wildflowers, raw climate.

in the middle of nowhere.
"I wanna do it here and now. Come for me. country musex."
"Lets sing it, babe"

country musex by Krkič January 29, 2020

traditionnel musette 

a stereotypic french song that has been used in Google Translate memes of celebrities by English to French, followed by an photoshopped image of a person with a baguette and a beret next to the eiffel tower.

some french songs may change depending on celebrity

English Google Translate: pewdiepie
French Google Translate: pewdiypieeeeeeh
*traditionnel musette plays*

traditionnel musette by MC V-Dawg August 9, 2020

Pwoper Muser

The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.

They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".

A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.

"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"

"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."

Pwoper Muser by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012

Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.

Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!

Museum Nemesis by Danno81 June 8, 2010