Muschel

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Someone who does all homework and starts prepearing for examinations 3 month before they take place.
Muschels also write 20 pages of summery for every exam but when the teacher asks them a question in class they can't even answer the easiest questions.
Big fat ass muschels also are uptight af.

-Carmen whats the capital city of Sweden?
Uh ahh hihi, I don't know.

-*crowd screams* MUUUSCHEL

-Hey Leonie, can you send me your 40 pages summary for the next exam?
Uh ahh, no I haven't finished it yet.
-Damm I know you have you big ass muschelinio * Turns airdrop on*

-Hey Tanja, let's get drunk and have some fun!
- uh ahh hihi, no I can't I'm a muschel and have to go home to write some more summaries.

Muschel by Muschelino3000 April 23, 2019

Words you can keep

Musche

A mustache with the middle shaved. Hence, mus---che.

sniggy has been taking steroids and thus has grown a musche.

Musche by psizzling March 6, 2010

Related Words

Muschel • Muschelschnecke • Mischelle • mushel • Meschelle • Moschella • muchela • Munchel • munchella • Musche

mushel

one who is believed to be a chronic drinker and dancer

Muriel's best friends call her mushel.

mushel by BJizzle June 22, 2007

Moschella

Italian surname of some amazing people who cannot be named due to Urban Dictionary's character limits. But rest-assured if you meet a Moschella, you are in for a treat.

Girl 1) I met this new guy, his name is Moschella.
Girl 2) You met a Moschella? I'm so jealous. Can I have sloppy seconds?
Girl 1) He's a Moschella, he'll probably let you join.
Girl 2) I knew I loved you.
Girl 1) It's not me you love, it's Moschella.
Girl 2) So true.

Moschella by Doctor Seven November 11, 2012

Mischelle

A wonderful and sexy woman that has a great sense of humor. A Mischelle normally likes whiskey a lot. This sometimes leads to a name change of Marsha. Mischelle's are also known for thier love of airplanes and the occasional younger man.

guy1: Dude! Did you see that chick?
guy2: Yeah looks like a total Mischelle, you should talk to her.

Mischelle by lydbck1 February 2, 2010

musclelump

(n) (pronounced MUSS kuh lump) A body builder.

The musclelump's muscles were so overdeveloped he looked deformed.

musclelump by Heptune May 14, 2005

Munchel

Noun,

Any type of snack food that can be munched on.

Yo nigga go into dat store and steel me a few “munchels” or somptin.

Munchel by Ben da shiz May 24, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026