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A mustache with the middle shaved. Hence, mus---che.
sniggy has been taking steroids and thus has grown a musche.
Musche by psizzling March 6, 2010
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dhurrie muncher 

Australian slang for someone who has no money to buy Cigarettes,and then proceeds to smoke all yours.
"Dhurrie muncher"........"Smoking all my smokes,buy your own."

Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.
dhurrie muncher by GS71 April 6, 2015
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Muscle Monster

A man who has muscles size proportion and definition greater than that of the average man.

A physique that is fearful and powerful receives a lot of attention.

A unbelievable body that comes in this world every other generation.
By looking at his physique you can tell he is a muscle monster. A person like that probably exercises everyday. I would hate to get in a fight with the likes of him.

I wouldn't want to ask him for directions, because he looks like a muscle monster.

He must be a mesomorph surely he will become a muscle monster.

Thats a big motha fucka, he calls himself the muscle monster and I can see why.
Muscle Monster by King86 June 22, 2009

covid muncher

Low lifes who want covid. These idiots enjoy covid parties and hang out with people who've tested positive for covid.
Joe enjoys partying with crowds who have fevers coughs, and diarrhea. He is definitely a covid muncher!
covid muncher by Rakkey July 13, 2020

Muscle pig 

When a guy is sexy af, tall, and buff af. Especially if said guy is like obsessed with going to the gym and working out.
Damn Jungkook is such a muscle pig.

Damn “big daddy muscle pig Matt”.
Muscle pig by Guccilism October 17, 2017

fuck muscle 

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.
Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!
fuck muscle by SlopNChop August 11, 2016

Moss Muncher 

One who plants his or her face directly into a well forested nest of pubic hair and proceeds to munch.
The two sexual deviants couldn't decide who was going to be the Moss Muncher or the receiver .
Moss Muncher by Buck naked May 29, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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