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A die hard Manchester united fan who got dumped twice and has nothing more to do in life.He believes Manchester united are a great team that will achieve success in the near future despite their catastrophic and shocking form that has left them languishing below arsenal and barely winning any epl matches.He only has hope and will live to hope and get bantered by it fifty years from now with no wife or kids just some old pictures of united's glory days alone broke in his little house.

Life is a muruli sometimes.

Muruli by MOD Blinder November 24, 2021

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Murali

Murali is truly an awesome guy.He always tries to help those around him.He is the most time efficient person you will ever meet.

Guy:Wow look is that Murali
Guy2: I heard he likes giving money to homeless shelters

Murali by Bill the guy November 15, 2019

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Curly Murali

The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.

My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.

Curly Murali by cromedream69 February 8, 2007

Murli

A Murli is an amazing man, simply brilliant, smart and funny and playful and just the best father in the world, he means so much to those around him and is the most kind and sincere person,
Extremely intelligent, caring and takes a very high interest in math and science, loves those around him and they love him back, cute and nice but serious when needed, very lucky if you have a Murli in your life

OMG, look there it’s Murli!
Oh god I wish i was like him

Murli by Ilovefam May 25, 2018

murali

1. (verb) To run into a parked car.
2. (adj.) Dangerous, but only in the slowest most methodical way possible.

See sloth.

1. Watch out, don't murali that car!
2. Oh god, I'm gonna die... Wait, it's gonna take a while - this guy is pretty murali.

murali by Cunning Squirrel Master March 2, 2005

murlish

Combining ghoulish and mur into one emotion. Neither "fuck off you twit" bad nor ghoulishly good.

Oh your firehydrant opening skills are quite murlish.

murlish by denis24356236346 July 26, 2005

Muralin

Pronunciation of Maryland, most often used by people on Maryland's eastern shore. People who used this work are usually rednecks or watermen.

We do a lot of crabbin' on the wooder in Muralin.

Muralin by Wyle January 2, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026