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A die hard Manchester united fan who got dumped twice and has nothing more to do in life.He believes Manchester united are a great team that will achieve success in the near future despite their catastrophic and shocking form that has left them languishing below arsenal and barely winning any epl matches.He only has hope and will live to hope and get bantered by it fifty years from now with no wife or kids just some old pictures of united's glory days alone broke in his little house.
Life is a muruli sometimes.
Muruli by MOD Blinder November 24, 2021
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Murali is truly an awesome guy.He always tries to help those around him.He is the most time efficient person you will ever meet.
Guy:Wow look is that Murali
Guy2: I heard he likes giving money to homeless shelters
Murali by Bill the guy November 15, 2019
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Curly Murali 

The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.
My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.
Curly Murali by cromedream69 February 8, 2007
A Murli is an amazing man, simply brilliant, smart and funny and playful and just the best father in the world, he means so much to those around him and is the most kind and sincere person,
Extremely intelligent, caring and takes a very high interest in math and science, loves those around him and they love him back, cute and nice but serious when needed, very lucky if you have a Murli in your life
OMG, look there it’s Murli!
Oh god I wish i was like him
Murli by Ilovefam May 25, 2018
1. (verb) To run into a parked car.
2. (adj.) Dangerous, but only in the slowest most methodical way possible.

See sloth.
1. Watch out, don't murali that car!
2. Oh god, I'm gonna die... Wait, it's gonna take a while - this guy is pretty murali.
Combining ghoulish and mur into one emotion. Neither "fuck off you twit" bad nor ghoulishly good.
Oh your firehydrant opening skills are quite murlish.
murlish by denis24356236346 July 26, 2005
Pronunciation of Maryland, most often used by people on Maryland's eastern shore. People who used this work are usually rednecks or watermen.
We do a lot of crabbin' on the wooder in Muralin.
Muralin by Wyle January 2, 2009