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1. (verb) To run into a parked car.
2. (adj.) Dangerous, but only in the slowest most methodical way possible.

See sloth.
1. Watch out, don't murali that car!
2. Oh god, I'm gonna die... Wait, it's gonna take a while - this guy is pretty murali.
Short for Muttiah Muralitharan. A Sri Lankan cricketer. Considered the best off spinner in the world and in 2002 named the greatest bowler of all time. He has an unorthodox action that gives the appearance of a bent arm, especially with the doosra which turns from leg to off. Cricket fans are divided on whether he is a great player or a cheat. He has been greatly criticised by the former Indian spinner Bishan Bedi who described his action as being like a javelin thrower.
1. "Muralitharan is the Donald Bradman of bowling" - Steve Wauth
2. "Why should a bowler be allowed to chuck because he has a defective arm" - Bishan Bedi
Murali by Cricketfan July 16, 2006
3. The nickname of cricket legend Muralitharan
"I'm no Murali..."
"Murali is my hero"
Murali by cricket junky April 24, 2005

Murali Das 

(n). Murali Das refers to a tall bearded gentleman. This person is usually kind but stubborn. They are usually Taurus. It's probably not a good idea to get on their bad side. They are also known to be extremely lazy. On the plus side, they are fiercely loyal. So no need to ever worry about getting cheated on.

They are thieves though. They win the favour of their partner's family and then the partner looks like the culprit. So beware.
1. Look at that gentleman. Looks like a Murali Das.
2. No way could he say something horrible. He's a Murali Das. You must have been mistaken.
Murali Das by Disgruntled fiancée November 23, 2021

Curly Murali 

The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.
My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.
Curly Murali by cromedream69 February 8, 2007

Minnal Murali 

A local superhero who derived his powers after a stroke of lightning rendered him unconscious. He subsequently went on to save his native village from Minnal Shibu, a deranged villain endowed with similar powers.
"The Police officer pulled a real Minnal Murali last day. He saved the city from a dangerous terrorist"
Minnal Murali by Be Nilavara January 6, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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