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Murali is truly an awesome guy.He always tries to help those around him.He is the most time efficient person you will ever meet.
Guy:Wow look is that Murali
Guy2: I heard he likes giving money to homeless shelters
Murali by Bill the guy November 15, 2019
Words you can keep
1. (verb) To run into a parked car.
2. (adj.) Dangerous, but only in the slowest most methodical way possible.

See sloth.
1. Watch out, don't murali that car!
2. Oh god, I'm gonna die... Wait, it's gonna take a while - this guy is pretty murali.
Short for Muttiah Muralitharan. A Sri Lankan cricketer. Considered the best off spinner in the world and in 2002 named the greatest bowler of all time. He has an unorthodox action that gives the appearance of a bent arm, especially with the doosra which turns from leg to off. Cricket fans are divided on whether he is a great player or a cheat. He has been greatly criticised by the former Indian spinner Bishan Bedi who described his action as being like a javelin thrower.
1. "Muralitharan is the Donald Bradman of bowling" - Steve Wauth
2. "Why should a bowler be allowed to chuck because he has a defective arm" - Bishan Bedi
Murali by Cricketfan July 16, 2006
3. The nickname of cricket legend Muralitharan
"I'm no Murali..."
"Murali is my hero"
Murali by cricket junky April 24, 2005

Murali Das 

(n). Murali Das refers to a tall bearded gentleman. This person is usually kind but stubborn. They are usually Taurus. It's probably not a good idea to get on their bad side. They are also known to be extremely lazy. On the plus side, they are fiercely loyal. So no need to ever worry about getting cheated on.

They are thieves though. They win the favour of their partner's family and then the partner looks like the culprit. So beware.
1. Look at that gentleman. Looks like a Murali Das.
2. No way could he say something horrible. He's a Murali Das. You must have been mistaken.
Murali Das by Disgruntled fiancée November 23, 2021

Curly Murali 

The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.
My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.
Curly Murali by cromedream69 February 8, 2007

Minnal Murali 

A local superhero who derived his powers after a stroke of lightning rendered him unconscious. He subsequently went on to save his native village from Minnal Shibu, a deranged villain endowed with similar powers.
"The Police officer pulled a real Minnal Murali last day. He saved the city from a dangerous terrorist"
Minnal Murali by Be Nilavara January 6, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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