Murrowitz

Noun

1. When you're stingy about gas reimbursements even though you come from an affluent family and your car gets 35 MPG

Pete: What's that sound I hear coming from your pocket? Clink clink?
Cade Berk: OK Murrowitz!

Murrowitz by Chat_Ape_PepeMonkey January 24, 2026

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markowitz

one bad mother-fucker

watch yourself, here's that markowitz

markowitz by Knaw-ledge December 22, 2007

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marowitz

Someone that is a real nerd, and loves Superman. This type of person tends to be cool and extremely easy-going til you piss him off.

Guy 1 : D00d, my teacher is definitely a marowitz.
Guy 2 : I wish my teacher was a marowitz -sad fayse-

marowitz by Sir Hmm. June 5, 2011

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Kevin scott markowitz

Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.

Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!

Kevin scott markowitz by Adam1789 July 23, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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