Definitions by Chat_Ape_PepeMonkey

Murrowitz

Noun

1. When you're stingy about gas reimbursements even though you come from an affluent family and your car gets 35 MPG

Pete: What's that sound I hear coming from your pocket? Clink clink?
Cade Berk: OK Murrowitz!

Murrowitz by Chat_Ape_PepeMonkey January 24, 2026

Duffy Syndrome

Noun

1. Hating on your parents for loving you too much

2. Also, getting no play for extended amounts of time, resulting in deep-rooted horniness that manifests at school bus pickup locations (primary school)

3. An irresistible addiction to pillow pouches

PJ (from jail): Hey, can you bail me out? I got busted busting behind the bus. Can't get over the Duffy Syndrome.

Duffy Syndrome by Chat_Ape_PepeMonkey January 22, 2026

Duffinese

Noun

A language adapted from modern English for heavily mentally challenged individuals.

PJ: Yo I'm finna gonna axks yous sumthin

Me: Stop speaking Duffinese, you fat ape

Duffinese by Chat_Ape_PepeMonkey January 22, 2026