Murdaugh

Commit a Double Murder of any your Family members

The man lied to the world about committing a Murdaugh!

by The G.R.I.P. Master March 5, 2023

Murdaugh

(/ˈmɜ rdɒk/ MUR-dok)

A Double-Murder; Two-Counts of Murder.

(plural Murdaughs)

Alex Murdaugh was arrested in July of 2022 after the Colleton County Grand Jury issued an indictment charging him with two counts of murder and two counts of possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime in the deaths of his wife, Maggie, and his son, Paul.

Homie came home and caught his wife in bed with another man, one thing lead to another, in pre-trial he plead guilty to Murdaugh.

by GenericPlayer February 3, 2023

The Murdaugh

When you skull fuck your significant other to the point you blow the back of their head off.

It really blows my wife mind when I give her The Murdaugh!

by Stoney_88 March 4, 2023

Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009

SGT. Murtaugh

The act of sitting on a toilet so long that you loose the feeling in your legs.

I got a SGT. Murtaugh on the john last night while playing angry birds

by jostdog September 14, 2010

Murtaughed

To sit on the toilet too long, therefore losing feeling in your legs.

I just Murtaughed myself playing Angry Birds for an hour.

by everythingis May 22, 2011

murdaughded

When a family member or relative destroys, annhilates, humiliates another family member in a game, argument, discussion for no other reason than to crush the person’s spirit

I was playing my brother in chess and he literally murdaughded me in five moves

by Ofashea February 24, 2023