Murtaughed

To sit on the toilet too long, therefore losing feeling in your legs.

I just Murtaughed myself playing Angry Birds for an hour.

by everythingis May 22, 2011

Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009

SGT. Murtaugh

The act of sitting on a toilet so long that you loose the feeling in your legs.

I got a SGT. Murtaugh on the john last night while playing angry birds

by jostdog September 14, 2010

murtaghed

to be completely owned, similar to the term pwnd, but even worse

Tom: ohhh man,John just got his shot straight SWATTED!!!
Jim: yeah, he got completely murtaghed

by brandon sunkel May 24, 2006

murdaughded

When a family member or relative destroys, annhilates, humiliates another family member in a game, argument, discussion for no other reason than to crush the person’s spirit

I was playing my brother in chess and he literally murdaughded me in five moves

by Ofashea February 24, 2023

murtaghed

What happens when a basketball is swatted from you by the boy wonder

Brandon: I saw the boy wonder steal that ball from you today
Dean: Yea, i got murtaghed pretty bad

by ian harris October 21, 2007

Elliott Murtaugh

1. He is NOT in a punk band.

2. He has nice teeth.

3. Has a crush on Sarah Baker.

4. He's a "Nicey-Nice."

5. Knows "the move."

6. He's in Symphony (the school orchestra, in case you didn't know)

7.Sarah Baker stole make-up for him

8. Can Knee-board with Calvin.

9. An honor student.

10. Has like 7 siblings.

Bobby: I'm going out with your daughter tonight.

Mr.Arterbery: Do you play any instruments?

Bobby: Yea, drumsss

Mr.Arterbery: Oh. So you're in of of those punk bands?

Bobby: No(laughs). Symphony, you know school orchestra?

Mr.Arterbery: All those drums must get you behind in school

Bobby: Oh well, you know Im an honor student...

What an Elliott Murtaugh.

by none yo business October 18, 2008