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Munch Gang

A munch gang is when a group of people take lunch trays and form a cult that purges the weak and unworthy.
Girl: Oh shit here comes the munch gang, I hear they fuck shit up
Boy: Oh shit my Guacamole Nigga Penis ass can't handle them, run!
Boy 2: Munch Gang!
by I White Van February 14, 2019
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mulch gang

a lifestyle of people who eat or consume mulch, red-40, and microplastics
"I love mulch so much, mulch gang for life!"
by mulchgang4life December 31, 2023
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Mulch gang

The one and only gang there was, is, and ever will be.
I LOVE MULCH #mulch gang 4 lyfe
by rink-o-mania November 16, 2023
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mulch gang

mulch gang is a group of people who post videos of cute dogs with captions written in rainbow letters about things to do with mulch.

mulch gang is life.
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person a: “hey mulch gang, how are you mulching today?”

person b:”i’m mulching quite well thank you fellow mulch”
by mulchgang November 26, 2023
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mulchgang

a cult of dogs and puppies that feast on well-grounded and fresh mulch as their way of life. inspiring. a gang of mulch eating dogs.
"I fucking love mulch!" -mulch gang member

"I eat mulch every hour, minute, second." - mulch gang leader, Natalia Correa

"Are you a part of the mulchgang?"
by Someone_Somebody February 2, 2024
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mulchgang4life

If you tried to look this up from the mulch dog videos, trust me, nobody knows what the hell mulchgang4life means
Person 1: Hey, what is mulchgang4life
Person 2: Dude, nobody knows what that means. We just pretend to.
by crunchycanklecandle November 12, 2023
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mulchgang

perhaps one of the most eccentric internet brain-rot fads, mulchgang is a relatively niche association. members of the mulchgang are known as “sisters of the loam.” many mulchgang members receive several lobotomies. mulchgang members primarily identify as fluffy dogs. lobotomies allow sisters of the loam to become joyful, clear-pilled, and to escape the matrix—a sister’s ultimate goal. mulchgang is not a cult, it’s a lifestyle.
“ i am so full of joy. i just received my seventh lobotomy! all i know is bliss and silliness :3 ”

“ mulchgang for life! ”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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