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Molka is the name of somebody really unique and very rare. We do not find Molkas at each corner of the sreets, it is like Pokemon GO, when you find a Pokemon you've been searching for ever, you've liked this metaphor, huh ? So, if you ever find a Molka, do not waste your time, ask her for a selfie, you should be very pleased and lucky if you ever have the chance to find a Molka. The whole point here is not only here to glorify the name Molka, it is also to remind you, you reader that is lost on the Internet searching random definitions on Urban Dictionary, to remember you that every person on the Earth is unique and we should treat every person as so.
-XO.
I love her because she is very Molka, unique in her kind.
molka by Cristalline February 22, 2017
Related Words
Mulka • mucka • milka • Milkaholic • milkage • molka • mukaddim • mukaka • mukal • malka

Mukamel syndrome 

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
Mukamel syndrome by edipus March 27, 2011
(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.

(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.

(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.

(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.

(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
Mukamel by nicky benz March 11, 2011
A beautiful and kind person who gets mad pretty fast if you don’t know her. She is also funny as shit.
Do you know Molka? She is so funny!
molka by Girlnextdoor101 January 21, 2018
mate
friend
pal
lad
fella

london talk
Alright mukka?

yeah gav cheers
mukka by innityeahitis September 8, 2019
the true origin of the word "mulatto," Arabic, it means a person or part white and part Moorish origins.
The proper origin of "mulatto" is "muladi," not "mule."
muladi by Caitrin J April 3, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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