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Mule Hammer 

A large penis, esp. one that is capable of injury.
That dude's Mule Hammer bruised his girl's cervix.
Mule Hammer by JBK October 16, 2005

Mutehammer 

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.
The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.
Mutehammer by CallumFoster December 5, 2020