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- i'm sick of hearing my mom talking about that xalxin qizi named mujgan, how can she not understand i can't be as intellectual as she is? we're not on the same level
- yes flowerinthegardan sister, you're right, she's the reason why i'm not married yet
Mujgan by xalxin qizi November 19, 2021
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Mujgan has a pretty face and is smart she deserves the world 💘
Mujgan is my bae
Mujgan by Hhhh__hh November 25, 2021
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Usually referred to as the #1 cutie on a college campus.
Guy 1: see that girl over there
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: she’s a mujgan
Guy 2: idk man, she’s cute but she’s not mujgan
Guy 1: yeah i agree actually, she’s close though
Mujgan by bigboy69blazeit420 December 8, 2021
Müjgan is thick eyelashes. Her lashes will kill you if you make eye contact, just love Müjgan because you couldn’t find anyone better than Müjgan.
Mujgan is eyelashes.
Her eyes are beautiful she is definitely Müjgan!
Müjgan by M~M November 19, 2021

Anis Mojgani 

A spoken word poet, musician, and artist. In essence, amazing.
"What made the beauty of the moon? / And the beauty of the sea? / Did that beauty made you? / Did that beauty make me? / Will that make me something? / Will I be something? / Am I something?

And the answer comes: already am, always was, and I still have time to be."

- Anis Mojgani, taken from Here am I
Anis Mojgani by Slicc Lil April 17, 2009

Mukgangbang 

The act of group sex involving copious amounts of food, typically in South Korea. >50% fatality rate, rice paper is commonly used as protection. Bamboo is frequently used as a sounding instrument. Participants are frequently drunk on a potent cocktail of soy sauce and liquidised wasabi. Dog shit is used as lube, as well as the inevitable bleeding. A sexualised torture technique.

Feature positions: the
Ricecum: shoving cooked rice in the nearest vagina and proceeding to pound it with 7 friends. The ejaculation that inevitably occurs mixes with the rice, creating a pleasing substance, similar to rice pudding. Fatal to those involved if 8 pounders are involved.
Red Envelope: getting 5 dollar notes (example value, can be more) and wiping them in dog shit before ripping them into bite-sized pieces, proceeding to eat and throw up (depending on digestive system strength of the participant). A Catch variant can be played, which entails the 'catching' of someone else's puke before contributing to the mess, flinging it on to the next participant. The first person to 'drop the stew' loses the monetary value of the original red envelope

Aftereffects include noodles in anal cavities, dim sin stuck in vaginas and rice paper rolls stuck on penises, sometimes (if the recipient was unlucky) stuck inside the aforementioned genital.
Guy #1: I just had a party and some wild Koreans turned up in my yard, man! I turned to run but someone Ricecummed me!
Guy #2: That's a sexual sin man, how's your ass?
Guy #1 What ass?
Guy #2: I think you bore victim in a Mukgangbang
Pussy. Fanny. A woman's genitals. Slang term for vagina.
1) I want to lick your mujanjee.
2) I want to dive into your mujanjee.
3) You're such a mujanjee.
4) Oh you mujanjee face!!
mujanjee by Devil_123 August 15, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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