Muffin Pup

its a creature that is half muffin half dog most likley as a cartoon character, not real
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies

muffin pup: W00F W00F W00F W00F W00F

Muffin Pup by jonaa1j38dl3 August 26, 2009

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pup-muffin

A term used to describe the act of putting crumbled up pieces of muffin in the vagina.

Danny Viejo enjoys watching sixteen candles after giving himself a pup-muffin.

pup-muffin by Jonathan Wiles December 6, 2006

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Muffin Pup • pup-muffin • puppy muffin • muffincup • Muffinpusher • Muffin • muffin man • muffin head • muffin button • muffin time

puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

puppy muffin by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

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Muffinpusher

When a man rubs a muffin onto a vagina to add taste to it to make it more enjoyable for him to lick her vagina.

Man #1: Hey, my wife wants me to do something special for her birthday. What should I do?

Man #2: You should try being a Muffinpusher.

Man #1: What's that?

Man #2: Just rub a muffin on her vagina. Trust me she's gonna love it.

Muffinpusher by NotAMuffinpusher August 8, 2012

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muffincup

When a man and man stick each others fists into their anus(ass hole) while moaning hysterically!!

Dude john and bob muffincuped last night

muffincup by Gabby Dobin November 10, 2006

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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