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Muffinballs 

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see the outline of his balls. Also can be used when someones balls pop out of their speedo in Europe.
"Mother of God, look at Brandons' muffinballs, he should get some new jeans"
Muffinballs by Bobthegoldfish April 17, 2013

Puffballs United 

Made partily by Innersloth, the creators of Among us and dig to china. They made the awesome Henry Stickman series. If you don't know what that is, go look it up.
Bob: "Puffballs United is super cool"
Billy: "Yeah!"
To fight. To start a fight.
This happened. Some guy was yellin mushballs at me and my best friend during a roadrage incident.

Mudballs 

When you fart/shit and the excess matter gets on your balls.
Last night I let out the biggest fart then I noticed I had bad mudballs.
Mudballs by Donknotts808 March 10, 2019

puffballs 

When you screw someone so god damn hard that your balls swell to the size of watermellons
Woman 1.After i put the kids to bed last night, i screwed john so hard that he had puffballs!

Woman 2.Nice work!!!
puffballs by Kim Miller July 27, 2007

muffball 

the game of trying to throw a football into a big prickly bush commonly referred to as "the muff" the defenders must dive in to save the ball from touching the bush or landing in it on a fly. created by 3 middle-lower class white kids in northern illinois
dude i got fucked up when spictor tackled me into the muff when we played muffball at teddy's last weekend.
muffball by beector March 3, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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