muffball

the game of trying to throw a football into a big prickly bush commonly referred to as "the muff" the defenders must dive in to save the ball from touching the bush or landing in it on a fly. created by 3 middle-lower class white kids in northern illinois

dude i got fucked up when spictor tackled me into the muff when we played muffball at teddy's last weekend.

by beector March 3, 2009

muff ball

Someone who routinely hangs out in vaginas. Orginated from the film Stepbrothers:

Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."

Dale: "You're something too."

Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."

Dale: "In your vagina?"

Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."

Dale: "What's happening?"

Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.

A lesbian friend of yours is walking down the street and you want to catch her attention, try: "oi muff ball."

You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"

by Lupars September 28, 2009

Muffballs

Muffballs when he is inside you so deep it looks like your vagina has testicles ( female version of balls deep )

Hey girl I’m so horny I’m going to get muffballs tonight

I rode him so hard I had muffballs

by Donkey355 December 2, 2023