Muff Scruff

(n:) The hair unfortunately found on a vagina.

When a bitch is to lazy to shave, they probably have a bit of muff scruff on their pussy.

by das jewden November 8, 2009

scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it

I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.

by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006

muff scuffle

an altercation between vaginas

'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'

by VandalTabby June 8, 2018

Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.

"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."

by Demunster May 19, 2013