Muff Buffer 

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

Muff Buffer by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

Muff Buffer 

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

Muff Buffer by Muff Lover March 12, 2009

Muff Buffer 

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

Muff Buffer by simomaen March 7, 2011

muff bluffer 

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

muff bluffer by kermit999 December 15, 2009