Mudstreak

The result of wiping your butt when you unknowingly smear a hanging piece of poop up your butt crack.

I didnt realize I had a chunk of poop hanging from my butt and I smeared it up to my balls creating a mudstreak.

by Polynikes December 6, 2018

manstreaking

When a man's girlfriend tries to rid him of his friends.

Your girlfriend is manstreaking, you should dump her.

by *Karma June 24, 2011

mudstrap

The strap I put from my ballsack to my butthole to make sure I don't get poop on my underwear.

Damn nigga. I can't eat taco bell, I didn't wear my mudstrap this morning.

by joeissogay March 14, 2014

Lay Some Midstream

A term used primarily by pipe swingers in the oil and gas industry to describe laying pipe in hard bodies

I laid some serious midstream on some weathered talent and her roomate last night.

Did you lay some midstream last night on that girl from the bar?

by tbiddy87 July 7, 2010

Mudstroke

The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often performed in solitude, on the toilet, and rarely admitted to in public — for good reason.

Bro… I walked in on Kyle mid-Mudstroke. I can’t unsee that.”
“He said it helps him multitask. That’s not productivity, that’s a Mudstroke.”

by Turtle_skittles_18 May 30, 2025