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Mudstroke 

The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often performed in solitude, on the toilet, and rarely admitted to in public — for good reason.
Bro… I walked in on Kyle mid-Mudstroke. I can’t unsee that.”
“He said it helps him multitask. That’s not productivity, that’s a Mudstroke.”
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McStroke 

A stroke induced my the consumption of too much fast food.
Brendan: John!? I havent seen you since highschool.
John: Yeah, we had some good times back then.
Brendan: Yeah, fast food places until 1am. That was the life
John: Too bad I can't do that anymore after my McStroke.
McStroke by Brendan Rigby March 9, 2008

manstroke 

When a man strokes another's mans breard
Hey Jordan can you come manstroke me?

Only if you man stroke me back.
manstroke by Manstroke lover May 7, 2016

The Maestroke 

Swinging your dick like you’re composing a symphony.
Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.

Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.
The Maestroke by Joe-Joeeee May 1, 2021

midstroke 

The state of being rudely interrupted in the middle of something important.
<Phone call>
"Hey what's up buddy?"
"Nothing, call me back later."
<Hang up>
"WTF was that! I must have caught him midstroke with his girlfriend. Total coitus interruptus."
midstroke by sBox November 12, 2009

Monstrokedous 

A term for something beyond horrible, something so deplorably bad, that it couldn't be described in the words we had before this term.
Mark: Have you heard about Smartschoolboy9?
Matt: Oh, yeeeaahhh, that freaky pedo is absolutely Monstrokedous!
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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