Mudstroke

The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often performed in solitude, on the toilet, and rarely admitted to in public — for good reason.

Bro… I walked in on Kyle mid-Mudstroke. I can’t unsee that.”
“He said it helps him multitask. That’s not productivity, that’s a Mudstroke.”

by Turtle_skittles_18 May 30, 2025

McStroke

A stroke induced my the consumption of too much fast food.

Brendan: John!? I havent seen you since highschool.
John: Yeah, we had some good times back then.
Brendan: Yeah, fast food places until 1am. That was the life
John: Too bad I can't do that anymore after my McStroke.

by Brendan Rigby March 9, 2008

manstroke

When a man strokes another's mans breard

Hey Jordan can you come manstroke me?

Only if you man stroke me back.

by Manstroke lover May 7, 2016

The Maestroke

Swinging your dick like you’re composing a symphony.

Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.

Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.

by Joe-Joeeee May 1, 2021

midstroke

The state of being rudely interrupted in the middle of something important.

<Phone call>
"Hey what's up buddy?"
"Nothing, call me back later."
<Hang up>
"WTF was that! I must have caught him midstroke with his girlfriend. Total coitus interruptus."

by sBox November 12, 2009

Monstrokedous

A term for something beyond horrible, something so deplorably bad, that it couldn't be described in the words we had before this term.

Mark: Have you heard about Smartschoolboy9?
Matt: Oh, yeeeaahhh, that freaky pedo is absolutely Monstrokedous!

by The Egg of Random Ideas November 6, 2024