Muddy Bum Share definition Flag When someone doesn't wipe their ass after taking a massive dumparoo. The easiest way you can tell someone has a muddy bum is by seeing shit-stains on the rear of someone's pants Dayum, My man Steves got a Muddy Bum Muddy Bum by Storrie May 22, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Muddy Bum mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch