Muddpuppy 

A person (male or female) who is so ugly, they ressemble that turd who's head is sticking out of your ass, but the rest will not come out.

Tim: Yo dude, you see that chick by the bar?

Joe: Yea, she was a real Muddpuppy!

Muddpuppy by Liknunotha January 17, 2008

Muddpuppy 

that turd who's head is sticking out of your ass, but the rest will not come out.

carl: Yo, I shouldn't have eat that burrito. I had a Muddpuppy for like an hour!

Muddpuppy by Mitchell Sarver January 17, 2008

mudpuppy 

A female (usually white but can be any colour/persuasion)that chases and sleeps with black males.

That dirter is nothing but a mudpuppy for chopping Denzel.

mudpuppy by Snoopwogg August 26, 2004

mudd puppy 

strait up jus another name for nigger

lauren: i almost died today .. some black guy cut me off on the freeway

sister: realli.... i hate those damn mudd puppies

mudd puppy by P.Pan September 1, 2005

Mudpuppy 

The strange feeling of being stuck to the ground one gets when one has jumped up and down on a trampoline and later gets of from the trampoline and tries to jump up and down on the ground.

Hey john try jumping on the ground after jumping on that trampoline you get that strange mudpuppy feeling.

Mudpuppy by user157 April 21, 2009

mudpuppy 

Effectively, another Term for shit.

"I'll be there in a minute. I'm going to go take a mudpuppy."

mudpuppy by the Poopsmith January 29, 2014

mudpuppy 

Slang for a mexican.
Amphibian that has gills but can also walk on land.

That stinking mudpuppy eli is sure a deadbeat dad.

mudpuppy by BrittneyB December 17, 2013