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Mud Helmet 

The after effects of inserting the penis into the dirty ass of another. When the penis is pulled out the tip of the cock is lightly covered with poo thus giving it the look of having a mud on the helmet.
Man I was hittin her in the ass and when I pulled out I had a mud helmet.
Mud Helmet by Mr. Mud Helmet June 3, 2009

mud on the helmet 

A homosexual term for when one guy butt fucks another guy. The "mud" is a crude term for shit in the bottom's anus. The "helmet" is to describe the shape of the head of the penis. When the top (helmet) rams his dick into the anus of the bottom, he gets shit (mud) on it. Thus, "mud on the helmet".
"I fucked my boyfriend so deep I got mud on the helmet."
mud on the helmet by rjc July 22, 2006

mud on your helmet 

the unfortunate act of getting poo on your wiener during anal sex... elnut is quite the expert at this (assuming he can keep it up long enough).
elnut was reduced to tears when he discovered mud on his helmet
mud on your helmet by wallnizzle November 13, 2003

mud on your helment

To penetrate someone anally with the penis.
guy1: Hey, man, you ever get mud on your helment?
guy2: Sorry, dude--I dont' swing that way.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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