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The act wherein one defecates on one's face and then goes to school. Origin: Steve Mucci, inventor and executor of the first Mucci. Can only be done to oneself!
Dude, if you don't cut that shit out, I'll make you give yourself a Mucci.

Did you hear about Fat Tina? She gave herself a Mucci after Ted broke up with her, she was so upset.
Mucci by Giuseppi Mucci August 30, 2004
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A measurement of time totaling 10 days. Became popular after Anthony Scarmucci's was fired from his highly-publicized role as white house communications director, which ended after 10 days
A: Johnny got a new job.

B: He lied on his resume, he won't last a Mucci
Mucci by Matt6613 August 4, 2017
Mucci (moo-chee) adjective. To be stingy, cheap or penny pinching to the point where it's harmful.
When it came time to paint the house, Vince became real mucci and stiffed his painter out of money.
Mucci by Doty Matrix January 31, 2024

Mucci-man 

A person who, if given the chance, will do anything to resort from paying money. It is mostly a person who is very stingy or just does not want to spend money. They will always ask everyone for a sample of what he/she has. The name originates from the rap artist Gucci Mane. However it is Mucci- Man.
Pascal owes Zoe money.

Zoe-"Pascal when are you going to pay me my $5.75?"

Pascal- "ugh, well I actually forgot it at home" (for the tenth time in a row)

Zoe- "wow Mucci-man, stop being so stingy!"
Mucci-man by Godfather666 November 2, 2009

mucci hunter 

mucci hunter by anonymous September 14, 2020

Anna Mucci

Friggin beastly soccer player and my best friend on Earth. Blonde hair blue eyes and don't even get me started on her awseomeness.
Anna Mucci is Sarah's Best Friend in the whole wide world and she's so bored that she's making this right now

Sebastian Mucci

A big wanker that loves to lick nipples.
Hey Sebastian Mucci wanna lick my nipples?
Yeah sure poofter gay I would love to lick your nipples, it really turns me on!
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