The vice principal or detention manager of a school who will give you detention for wearing a hood. She drives around in her golf cart and acts like a fat Lebanese Karen. She also makes sure you get suspended for doing a hand shake with your friend.
Ryan: “Yooo theres Mrs Goodwin, take off your Hood right now!”
Chris: “Shit thanks for reminding me about that bitch
LDMS Reading teacher, she is a rat mixed with Cleopatra. Her favorite students in second period is Colin, Luca, ColePatrick and John. When u say " it do be" her horny corny mind comes alive. She tells patrick to get out of the class room so she can make out with him because he's so hot ;0
Hayley Goodfairer’s mom in The Sandlot 2. Very underrated in how cool she is.
She’s always burning rubber in her 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442 convertible.
She is a liberated feminist who makes sure her daughter understands she is “equal to a male child” and refuses to address her daughter in a way that squashes her self esteem.
“A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle”
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.