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Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
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Mazer moment 

When you do a really stupid play that usually ruins the game for the entire team specially when this happens on an important match like a tournament.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.
Sweet: so this is just a free win right.
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!
Mazer moment by TotallyLegitFrog August 24, 2022

Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”
"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
Lazer Mazer by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009

Mazerlean 

So mazerlean is when somone tells you somthing but it’s not amazing and it’s bit worthless it’s just alright so u say mazerlean.
I got some new shoes

Mazerlean

mazerunnersexual

Mazerunnersexual is a sexuality for people who like boys and girls from The Maze Runner
Boy:Hey,are you single?
Girl:No,I'm take by(insert characters name).
Boy:Oh,so you're mazerunnersexual?
Girl:Yes.
Amazing, to overwhelm with surprise or sudden wonder; astonish greatly. Usually spoken by the common Bristolian (person from Bristol,England)
mazers: wow that ride was mazers
mazers by Obeah December 9, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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