“THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”
Mr Allen is a really sexy science teacher he has the thiccest thighs in the universe and he makes the greatest muffins with his secret sauce and toenail clippings EVERYBODY wants a piece of allen
Boy 1: I had Mr Allen for science today I had a boner ALL lesson
Boy 2: WOW I'm so jealous
A disgusting pedo that snarfs down Hersey kisses and steals students snacks, and turns on his phone volume a little too loud when he’s watching who knows what and stomps around the damn classroom and calls his female students mama, mommy or baby and barks at students as well.
A teacher at president kennedyschool who is a lord of the dankest of memes He has also spread his knowledge onto other members of the humanities office
A Mr.Alfred is a cheap piece of shit that was raised by gay french hobos.they like choking o the princials dick for a job and are usually teachers that are child molesters.
Daniel:What did you do with your son last weekend Ombati:I played with him
Daniel:Stop being a Mr.Alfred.
A disgusting pedo that snarfs down Hersey kisses and steals students snacks, and turns on his phone volume a little too loud when he’s watching who knows what and stomps around the damn classroom and calls his female students mama, mommy or baby and barks at students as well.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.