The guy who yells at you and gives you detentions. When a kid drops paper in the bathroom apparently he says that’s vandalism.
“No, I don’t care if you miss bus! Sit Here”
“THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”
Mr Allen is a really sexy science teacher he has the thiccest thighs in the universe and he makes the greatest muffins with his secret sauce and toenail clippings EVERYBODY wants a piece of allen
Boy 1: I had Mr Allen for sciencetoday I had a boner ALL lesson
Boy 2: WOW I'm so jealous
A disgusting pedo that snarfs down Hersey kisses and steals students snacks, and turns on his phone volume a little too loud when he’s watching who knows what and stomps around the damn classroom and calls his female students mama, mommy or baby and barks at students as well.
A teacher at presidentkennedy school who is a lord of the dankest of memes
He has also spread his knowledge onto other members of the humanities office
A Mr.Alfred is a cheap piece of shit that was raised by gay french hobos.they like choking o the princials dick for a job and are usually teachers that are child molesters.
Daniel:What did you do with your son last weekend Ombati:I played with him
Daniel:Stop being a Mr.Alfred.
A disgusting pedo that snarfs down Hersey kisses and steals students snacks, and turns on his phone volume a little too loud when he’s watching who knows what and stomps around the damn classroom and calls his female students mama, mommy or baby and barks at students as well.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.