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my teacher that is funny and insane. he gives too much homework and he says its unfinished work even though he gives it at the end of the day.
END OF THE DAY:
ME- Do we have homework?
Mr.Ho: Here you go! Enjoy!!
mr.ho by -your sussy imposter March 23, 2022
Me : Hey Mr Ho!
Mr Ho : 你真是好煩
Mr Ho by 2TwinGlocks May 26, 2022

mr take yo ho 

when i take all you niggas hoes
bitch i took yo ho fuck u gone do about it they call me mr take yo ho.

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

Mr. Holbrook 

A god of sex, often found with a yellow sweater vest. Well know for their monster-sized penis.
Mr. Holbrook smiled and winked at us and we watched him and his amazing yellow sweater vest fly towards the sun.

Mr. Homburg 

Mr. Homburg is a gay teacher in 7th grade. Mr. Homburg loves saying mask up. Mr.Homburg also loves men and is deathly afraid of COVID-19
Mr. Homburg is your teacher? Mask Up!
Mr. Homburg by Mr. Homburg’s Fan February 19, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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