Mr. Happy 

Yet another term for dick (Penis)

A few moments after Lorena Bobbit picked up a knife, her husband soon noticed that Mr. Happy wasn't there any more.

Mr. Happy by PierreII January 13, 2009

Mr. Happy 

An erect, happy penis belonging to only one man in the whole world. Perfect partner for Mrs. Cosy, in which he fits snuggly and (as the name would suggest) cosily.

Ryan zeelie introduced Mr. Happy to mrs cosy and this great union resulted in great pleasure.

Mr. Happy by hippykid July 20, 2011

Mr. Happy 

oxymoron- He is far from happy and feels no one else should be either. Also, never communicates with anyone what he's unhappy about, leaving all bewildered as to "what he's on about"

Speculations arise as to the general and specific sexual satisfaction of Mr. Happy, but again, due to poor communication, who knows.

"Oh look, its Mr. Happy again." "What a nutbar"

Mr. Happy by kazooie December 28, 2012

Mr. Happy 

A Figure of Speech; when the "bitch" of your group of friends decides to do something bold and unexpected of them, you can simply remind them that Mr. Happy won't be pleased.

Mr. Happy can be any form of a terrifying creature, but in this case, he is a serpent lodged deep inside a seemingly nice womans vagina. When that woman becomes enraged or disgruntled, she sends Mr. Happy to do her dirty work.

Forms of attack include severe pestering, extreme discomfort, headaches, the ability to put one in a bad mood, extreme hair growth on thighs, shoulders, and face, and on occasion; death.

"I'm going to stay up until 6 p.m. today!"
--"Peter I wouldn't want to make Mr. Happy upset."

Mr. Happy by Bukk Lao January 14, 2011

Mr. Happy 

A penis the morning after having sexual intercourse.

I had sex last night. Mr. Happy is cool.

Mr. Happy by ekks September 24, 2010

Mr. Happy 

Everyone's favorite psycho! He shoots blue rockets and colored bricks, and he goes "happy" when he kills somebody, and he goes "oo" when he gets hurt!

Mr. Happy has got to be one happy man!

Mr. Happy by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

Mr. Happy Pants 

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.

Mr. Happy Pants by CrystalB85 March 20, 2007