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Mr. Gonzalez 

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.
Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.
Mr. Gonzalez by calculator4ever December 3, 2022
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Mr. Gonzalez 

"yo did you hear about Mr. Gonzalez?"
"Yeah, he's amazing"
Mr. Gonzalez by anonymous February 26, 2025

Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG) 

Mr. JG please stop talking about my mother.

I am serious.

-Dylan

(That Mr. JG at the bottom)
Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG): Woah Dylan's mom
Dylan: Stop. I am this 🤏 close to loosing it.
Mr. JG: My bad man
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026