Definitions by calculator4ever

Paul Breach 

Paul Breach is a notorious TikTok creator posting under the username @Beautybeyondthe_eye. He creates cringeworthy dance videos and is actually most known for being a nonce. British people are constantly seeing him in public in many areas of the country, you just have to hope you wont spot him in your county next.

Person 1: I just spotted Paul Breach in London today. WTF.

Person 2: I'm very sorry, wishing you a strong and steady recovery.

Paul Breach by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

Mr. Gonzalez 

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.

Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.

Mr. Gonzalez by calculator4ever December 3, 2022