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A percussion director of Clinton Bands. It’s located in Clinton, MS. The band is made up from Clinton Public Schools students.
Mr. Ross keeps us on beat.
Mr. Ross by CJ- March 27, 2018
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The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)
Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"

i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies
Mr. Ross by heyitzcam December 14, 2021

Pulling a Mr. Ross 

"Pulling a Mr. Ross" is hitting, abandoning, or sending a child away. This WAS an inside joke but it soon started being passed around by friends and has become a bit popular in Discord Servers.
"Pulling a Mr. Ross" is hitting, abandoning, or sending a child away. This WAS an inside joke but it soon started being passed around by friends and has become a bit popular. The term was made about a character of mine and his father who mistreated him unlike his loving and caring mother. The definition is meant to be a joke and not to offend anyone, I apologize if it does and all characters mentioned are fictional.

Example and Origin:
Origin: Mr. Ross, is not a very great father. This started as a joke coined around by a few people and became a bit large. It is often used in jokes about yeetus(ing) the fetus and should be used with caution.
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"I swear if this baby touched me one more time i'll pull a Mr. Ross."

"The baby ain't even do anything, girl bye-"
Pulling a Mr. Ross by WetAssPara. November 5, 2020

Mr.rossiter 

The best teacher at brairwood elemtary and will never be topped by any other teacher...did I mention he is awesome!?!
Mr.rossiter is the best teacher....like ever
Mr.rossiter by donthegod June 30, 2016

Mr rosser 

The pe teacher who thinks he has won 73 Nobel prizes for his shitty jokes.
No one at everest rates him because he teaches pe theory and thinks hes funny like kian. The kind of guy to wear speedos.
Mr rosser by Its.scr November 20, 2019

Mr. Van Rossum 

The undoubtedly coolest history teacher at Beverly Hills High School.
Me: What history movie did Mr. Van Rossum leave for us to watch?

Sub: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Me: I want to be as awesome a teacher as this guy.
“mrross is a scalding massive bellend
mrross by Paeudonyminism2023 January 6, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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