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Mr Murphy 

This is a word quite popularized by Richard Marcinko, from the US Navy Seals.
It is the personification of bad luck as in Murphy's Law.
Mr Murphy definitely likes me, I have been audited by the IRS seven times in a row.
Mr Murphy by kaboku68 May 19, 2006
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Mr Murphy 

The most religious teacher. If you ever talk about the war he will get a little boner.
Mr Murphy by Its.scr November 20, 2019

Mr.Murphy 

Mr.Murphy is such a god because he can teach class beter than any teacher.
Mr.Murphy by aleanhdcghdb December 3, 2019

Mr. Murphy 

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.
N one is as good as Mr. Murphy.
Mr. Murphy by anonymous December 1, 2020

Mr.Murph 

Short lightskin male who pulls any bitch he wants without trying also known as the “Jordan Poole effect”
Mr.Murph just pulled 5 bad bitches without speaking a word
Mr.Murph by Guetty wet wet July 20, 2023

MrMurphy 

Mr Murphy is a god among over men, he is skilled in all departments, including having sexual intercourse with your beloved family members, he is the king of clowning, and ruler of skids, he runs the swatting in his channel making fun of losers.
Friend 1 "Hey man did you see John this evening he was being such a MrMurphy!"

Friend 2 " Yeah man it was soo cool"
MrMurphy by MrMurphyOfficial October 13, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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