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A man who is hairier than King Kong himself.
Tom: Have you seen Mr Lars? He looks like a primate.
Sally: I know! He is so ugly.
Mr Lars by Wakus Bonkus November 18, 2021
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Mr Larson 

He is bald, he is mr Larson
Mr Larson by WhoMans69 December 16, 2019
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mr larsen 

A faggot hatted by everyone and current principle at Minisink Valley Middle School.
I hope Mr Larsen burns in hell. Bro everyone does
mr larsen by Ktr.3 May 7, 2017

Mr. Larsen

Mr. Larsen is a kind, fun, and understanding teacher. he gives you plenty of time to finish assignments and tries to make his classes fun. he understands if you missed a few days and gives you time to make up work. he rarely gets mad or yells and if he does it's about something serious. you are lucky if you have Mr. Larsen as a teacher.
Simon: who do you have for home room this year?
Bella: Mr. Larsen..
Simon: OMG you are sooo lucky!!
Mr. Larsen by M&M137 May 31, 2022

Mr. Larson 

The social studies teacher who sits on the back of his phone and does nothing. He’s also a pervert and looks like remmy the rat😍
Ugh he’s such a Mr. Larson

Mr. Larsen

Mr. Larsen is a fun and understanding teacher. he gives you plenty of time to finish big assignments and if you miss a few days he will give you more time. he is usually a call chill teacher but if you make fun of someone or something personal to him he will defend it and get angry. he rarely yells and when he does it's not random it's serious. Mr. Larsen is awesome you are lucky if you have him as your teacher.
Simon: who do you have for home room this year?
Bella: Mr. Larsen..
Simon: OMG you are sooooo lucky!!
Mr. Larsen by M&M137 May 31, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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