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Mr. Bush 

A pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girls under the age of 18.
Ex. 1: Mr. Bush: "I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn't know how to iron."
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)
Mr. Bush by johnanonymous April 26, 2008
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Mr.bush is the best band teacher ever! He inspires me to commit every breath I take in that class to my instrument! He’s the best teacher ever and an even better friend! So when I need someone to talk to in band he’s my go to option!
Mr. bush is the Mr.bush the best band teacher ever!
Mr. bush by @SHINOBU October 28, 2025
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