by jay`b May 25, 2009
a fun loving bear that likes long walks under the moonlight. he's married to an amazing bear named mrs. bear. he wears a beanie on his head to keep warm. he also wears his seatbelt while taking long trips in the car. he's the shit. he also attempts to commit suicide everynight by jumping off a bed...he's stuffed.
horny guy in car at light: "who's that sexy passenger riding with that chick?"
other dude: "oh that's mr. bear"
other dude: "oh that's mr. bear"
by ashl33 April 14, 2009
THE MOST HAPPIEST LITTLE BOI IN THE WORLD THE SON OF SAM AND MR BEAR. ALL THE BOYS FALL FOR HIM. HIS DADS ARE PROUD. HE HAS THE BEST M*THER F*CKIN COUSIN IN THE WORLD AKA BELLAAAAA.
by someone u dont know haha February 27, 2019
That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025