Mpiti

A big tall black guy with a massive dick

That guy's such a Mpiti

by wefadgsvw egmffueyhwb bigdicku March 6, 2022

Moitism

Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies

Did he just say he banged Sam the Man?His moitism is going way too far!!!

by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Moitism

Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great

Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism

by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

mitifotit

An acronym used by Australian writer Jack Heath and now taken up by numerous bloggers, meaning "Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today".

Person 1: "Dude, you see the mitifotit I posted on my blog the other day?"
Person 2: "Man, no-one reads your blog."
Person 1: "Well, it was totally bitchin. I found this great flash game where-"
Person 2: "Dude, shut up."

by joseford December 25, 2008

Poop meitiner

A man who digests poop either nasally or orally

Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath

by Harry wanna March 30, 2019

Miticvs Syndrome

This syndrome has been studied by specialists while observing a group of University freshmen in their day-to-day life. It's currently described as a behavior disorder derived from a mutation on the gene WEROCK123 that is now known to create a magnetic field around mutant individuals, causing them to come together and form a group of close friends at some point in their lives. Once this happens, love triangles and even squares tend to appear within the group.

The first cases of this syndrome appeared in a group of medicine students (composed of four females and four males) back in 2010, leading to symptoms such as heartache, confusion, and multiple making out partners.

A cure has not yet been found.

FAQs:
- How do I know if I have Miticvs Syndrome?
- Is it contagious?
- If I have it, what are the odds I'll pass it on to my children?
- Is there a vaccine?

E.g. 1:
-"OMG, they're all coupled with each other!"
-"They have Miticvs Syndrome."

by I_win_ahah January 17, 2011

Moitism

Originating from the Telugu phrase," మీరు స్టుపిడ్ ఇడియట్" moitism is when you say something outrageous and false to make yourself seem good

Did he just say he had shex? Don't listen to his moitism

by Chungus fungus BOI December 26, 2018