Mozzerella Stick

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands

Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"

by Jeff hamond May 6, 2015

mozzerella stick with sauce

banging a whore on the beach while ragging, before you finish you stick you penis in the sand then put it back in to completion...

I was banging Ms. Florida on miami beach and right before i came i stuck my cock in the sand and gave her the mozzerella stick with sauce.

by Woppy July 24, 2008

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.

My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.

by Sinfrey August 27, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

Dirty Mozzarella Stick

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.

Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009

The Mozzarella Stick

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.

Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.

by Tremor41 January 26, 2015

Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.

Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015