Mozgov

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1. (v) A basketball term meaning to completely posterize and dunk over another player, often by throwing down the basketball with brute force. Originating from Blake Griffin's dunk on Timofey Mozgov in November, 2010

2. (n) The aforementioned dunk.

1. Holy shit! Perkins just got Mozgoved by Griffin. R.I.P.

2. The Mozgov was considered by most to be the best dunk in the NBA in the 2010-11 season.

Mozgov by 2legit March 5, 2012

Words you can keep

Timofey Mosgov

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

Timofey Mosgov by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

Related Words

Mozgov • Mozgoved • Mongover • MongoVieh • mongovirus • mozgo • Timofey Mosgov

Mozgoved

To deliver or be the subject a monstrous 10.0 richter scale dunk by Blake Griffin (usually on a pick and roll). Named for the first instance of such a dunk where Blake Griffin totally posterized Timofey Mozgov, then of the New York Knicks.

Oh My Oh My! Blake Griffin with no regard for human life! Blake just totally Mozgoved Kendrick Perkins!

Kendrick Perkins just got Mozgoved by Blake Griffin!

Mozgoved by desimamba March 5, 2012

Mongover

A hangover-like state of being resultant from a heavy night of marijuana smoking. A morning after mong leaving one feeling tired, lethargic and generally unmotivated for anything other than a wake-and-bake, which usually results in a relapse from mongover to monged.

"Christ Barry, we smoked too much last night. I've got such a mongover I slept through my alarm and forgot which bus to take to work."

Mongover by Gith March 31, 2006

mozgo

A person who is very stupid and not on the same level as the others.
Mozgos are often mocked because of their stupidity.

Look az this mozgo such an asshole

mozgo by Acrux March 15, 2017

MongoVieh

A tiny asshole animal like a fly that wants to fuck you.

Shit a MongoVieh was in flew into my eye.

MongoVieh by Gerechtigkeit June 17, 2017

mongovirus

when you decided you could also evolve to be Mongo Fink of The Network(band) aka totally not Green Day.

you know you got the Mongovirus when your profile pic is black & white striped

mongovirus by swissfink December 3, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026