Mozgov

1. (v) A basketball term meaning to completely posterize and dunk over another player, often by throwing down the basketball with brute force. Originating from Blake Griffin's dunk on Timofey Mozgov in November, 2010

2. (n) The aforementioned dunk.

1. Holy shit! Perkins just got Mozgoved by Griffin. R.I.P.

2. The Mozgov was considered by most to be the best dunk in the NBA in the 2010-11 season.

by 2legit March 5, 2012

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Timofey Mosgov

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

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Mozgoved

To deliver or be the subject a monstrous 10.0 richter scale dunk by Blake Griffin (usually on a pick and roll). Named for the first instance of such a dunk where Blake Griffin totally posterized Timofey Mozgov, then of the New York Knicks.

Oh My Oh My! Blake Griffin with no regard for human life! Blake just totally Mozgoved Kendrick Perkins!

Kendrick Perkins just got Mozgoved by Blake Griffin!

by desimamba March 5, 2012

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Mongover

A hangover-like state of being resultant from a heavy night of marijuana smoking. A morning after mong leaving one feeling tired, lethargic and generally unmotivated for anything other than a wake-and-bake, which usually results in a relapse from mongover to monged.

"Christ Barry, we smoked too much last night. I've got such a mongover I slept through my alarm and forgot which bus to take to work."

by Gith March 31, 2006

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