When someone always seems to have their mouth open. On going occurance can lead to lock jaw and the possibility off excessively large objects being swallowed.
john-paul: "hey dude whys that girl always got her mouth open?"
Patrice: "Ahh man shes got Al Bar mouth syndrome. she just can't close her mouth."
The pain and sensitive rawness of one's mouth for a day or two, after eating a frozen pizza too quickly after leaving the oven. Leaving your mouth singed from the molten cheese and tomato sauce.
My case of Red Baron mouth made to eat anything salty the next day, I really should have waited a few more minutes to start eating that frozen pizza.
Young astute college educated who choose to surround themselves with like minded individuals. These gentlemen of leasure tend to gravitate towards attractivefemales for companionship and affection. Moth Barons appreciate the finer things in life and do not settle for less than they desire.
That guy is a total Moth Baron, he chats up all the attractive girls but picks their physical appearance apart.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand