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Mouse Pussy 

A small, tight vagina (pussy)
"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"
Mouse Pussy by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

Mouse Pussy 

A small, tight vagina (pussy)
"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"
Mouse Pussy by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

vampire pussy-mouse

Looks like an innocent little white mouse, but it arrives in a shiny white rocket, enters the pussy's mouth, and then sucks out it's blood. When full, it quickly escapes, often through the cities sewer system.
"I was just getting ready to play with my wife's pussy cat when I saw a vampire pussy-mouse slide out of her mouth and leap into the toilet, quickly escaping with a mighty, swirling flush", communicated Dick Wayne to Mike Ranium as Dick slumped over in depression.

Moose Pussy

A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.

B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!

2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it

Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
Moose Pussy by kain432234 September 14, 2010

National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day 

Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.
Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026