mountain biker

Mountain Biker is a shit house person who has OCD. OCD with MTB, shredding, trail cookies, bikes, mahalo, marlo and Whistler. OCD also with kamikaze, such as launching himself off big ass jumps.

Only rides park, dad only comes to witness first-hand where the ambulance will take him to this time.

Mountain biker somehow believes that riding around, shredding trails, forest surfing and eating trail cookies is more beneficial than finishing school. (AKA bro).
Common vocab used by mountain biker is mahalo, marlo, shred, trail cookies, shred hard ma dudes and im faster than you.

A mountain biker is a forest surfer who shreds.

by JellypopJess June 10, 2017

Mountain biker

A dumbass who likes jumping off mountains on a bike.

Random dude: I saw an awesome mountain biker doing a wheelie down the road today!

by 00Ezeus75 November 7, 2019

mountain biker

a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails

girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!

by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 5, 2021

Mountain biker

Someone who has a bike that casually goes down a hill reaching impossible speeds while the biker is having a lot of fun, these people usually tend to crash and say they “ case” the jump and will probably hit a massive jump

Wait are you a mountain biker? Yea I am I’m riding a canyon sender. Cool!

by Generallyepic November 19, 2025

Mountain Biker Water Break

time taken when mountain biking to smoke pot

Hey Raeqwon, I'm gonna take a Mountain Biker Water Break quick.

by R0BBI3 August 20, 2008

mountain bike

the best sport ever, there are many different forms which include Dirt jumping, which is a bike a with a straight frame that jumps of large mounds of dirt, Cross Country (XC) which is a light full suspension bike which is meant for travelling long distances, and a Downhill bike (DH) which is a very heavy bike with thick tires and big front forks meant to go down mountains and so large drops

Jon:what kind of mountain bike should i get?

Shawn: i would reccomend a downhill bike or a dirt jumper bike.

by sam and his specialized s-works December 16, 2007

Rocky Mountain Bike Ride

When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.

Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.

by whodamanny November 9, 2009