by 00Ezeus75 November 7, 2019
Get the Mountain bikermug. Mountain Biker is a shit house person who has OCD. OCD with MTB, shredding, trail cookies, bikes, mahalo, marlo and Whistler. OCD also with kamikaze, such as launching himself off big ass jumps.
Only rides park, dad only comes to witness first-hand where the ambulance will take him to this time.
Mountain biker somehow believes that riding around, shredding trails, forest surfing and eating trail cookies is more beneficial than finishing school. (AKA bro).
Common vocab used by mountain biker is mahalo, marlo, shred, trail cookies, shred hard ma dudes and im faster than you.
Only rides park, dad only comes to witness first-hand where the ambulance will take him to this time.
Mountain biker somehow believes that riding around, shredding trails, forest surfing and eating trail cookies is more beneficial than finishing school. (AKA bro).
Common vocab used by mountain biker is mahalo, marlo, shred, trail cookies, shred hard ma dudes and im faster than you.
by JellypopJess June 10, 2017
Get the mountain bikermug. by R0BBI3 August 20, 2008
Get the Mountain Biker Water Breakmug. a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 5, 2021
Get the mountain bikermug.