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The most masculine type of crotch that exists.

The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Veiny, but not too veiny.

The balls are:

The pubes are:
"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."

"What the hell is mountain dick?"

"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."

"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."
by Chase Cheffe August 04, 2009
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