Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
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