Mount Saint Helen

This sex act is highly contagious. It involves seducing a nun with two men. Both of these will feed the nun with cheesy gordita crunches laced with laxatives. Afterwards, the two men will pour chili down the nun's ass and proceed to ass fuck her. Soon, she will not feel good as her stomach starts to ache and this is when you should prepare for eruption. The two men lay below the nun and the nun finally let's out the biggest, bloodiest shit, erupting onto the mens' face while proceeding to announce verses from the bible. This sex act reenacts the Mt St Helen eruption in 1980. This sex act is highly encouraged as you become closer to god and understand the full capability of a volcanic eruption.

Hey man. You wouldn't believe what sister Lisa let Dan and I do. She let us try a Mount Saint Helen on her.

Mount Saint Helen by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

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Mount Saint Helens

When you shart and jizz at the same time.

Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.

Mount Saint Helens by Merrick and Smitty January 28, 2010

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Mount Saint Helens

A sex act in which a male pours pop rocks into a female's anus, pours in some cola, and has anal sex with her without a condom.

I gave a girl a Mount Saint Helens last night. It was great until it erupted everywhere.

Mount Saint Helens by evilempire August 16, 2010

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Mount Saint Helens

A super intense ejaculation of sperm. An explosive orgasm, where hot sperm shoots out like a lava flow.

" I met a really hot Geologist last night. We were making out, and I got hard enough to cut diamonds. I took her back to my place, and I explored her cave for awhile. I totaly Mount Saint Helensed! Holy Schist,She got my rocks off. I had a gneiss time.

Mount Saint Helens by Big Foot In A UFO July 8, 2004

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The Mount Saint Helens classic

The Mount Saint Helens classic is where you fill a pipe full of ash and give it to your friend, when they light it with a torch all the ash sucks to their mouth.

He just got The Mount Saint Helens classic

The Mount Saint Helens classic by Trailer talk February 28, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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