Skip to main content

Mother bird 

The act of spitting the jizz from a prior blowjob back into the guys mouth.

After giving oral sex and the male has ejaculated into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the semen into the male's mouth, therefore coining the name Mother Bird.
"Dude, I heard you broke up with Larissa"
"yeah, bro"
"Why?"
"She gave me the fucking mother bird!"

"Dad, why does your breath smell?"
"Your uncle just gave me the mother bird"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Mother bird by nuudles February 1, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Mother Bird 

When a Man cums inside a girls mouth while shes on her knees chirping for her load like a starving baby bird.
I had to feed my load to this girl like i was a Mother Bird, she was basically chirping for cum.
Mother Bird by EasyDuncan August 30, 2017

Mother Bird 

v. to ejaculate into a partner's mouth. And subsequentally to have them feed it back to them.
You better mother bird for me ho, before I slap you.
Mother Bird by Edalexben March 12, 2008

mother bird fuck 

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.
I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.

Reverse Mother Bird

To Shit in a person's mouth, and then to have that shit vomited in to one's own mouth, finally vomiting shit in to that very same person's ass.
Steve N-"I totally reverse mother birded this chick last night"

Oz-"Oh ya? How was it?"

Steve N-"Food still doesn't taste right"
Reverse Mother Bird by TheOswald October 23, 2009

The Muddy Mother Bird 

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

bird mother flutter 

A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.

Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.
Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
Load more