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Mother bird 

The act of spitting the jizz from a prior blowjob back into the guys mouth.

After giving oral sex and the male has ejaculated into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the semen into the male's mouth, therefore coining the name Mother Bird.
"Dude, I heard you broke up with Larissa"
"yeah, bro"
"Why?"
"She gave me the fucking mother bird!"

"Dad, why does your breath smell?"
"Your uncle just gave me the mother bird"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Mother bird by nuudles February 1, 2010
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Mother Bird 

When a Man cums inside a girls mouth while shes on her knees chirping for her load like a starving baby bird.
I had to feed my load to this girl like i was a Mother Bird, she was basically chirping for cum.
Mother Bird by EasyDuncan August 30, 2017

Mother Bird 

v. to ejaculate into a partner's mouth. And subsequentally to have them feed it back to them.
You better mother bird for me ho, before I slap you.
Mother Bird by Edalexben March 12, 2008

mother bird fuck 

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.
I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.

Reverse Mother Bird

To Shit in a person's mouth, and then to have that shit vomited in to one's own mouth, finally vomiting shit in to that very same person's ass.
Steve N-"I totally reverse mother birded this chick last night"

Oz-"Oh ya? How was it?"

Steve N-"Food still doesn't taste right"
Reverse Mother Bird by TheOswald October 23, 2009

The Muddy Mother Bird 

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

bird mother flutter 

A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.

Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.
Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!
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