Mossbourne is a school in Hackney that still sticks to the oldn untold ways of life. All hallways are patrolled by TEACHER UNITS and they are assigned to squads called DEPARTMENTS. The ring leader of the DEPARTMENTS is called the HEAD OF DEPARTMENTAL UNITS. When a nonconformist is found their IDENTIFICATION PAPERS, commonly know as "Planners" are taken away. Once one's IDENTIFICATION PAPERS are taken they are given an IMPRISONMENT NOTE in which they MUST attend or face CONSEQUENCES.
Mossbourne Victoria Park Academy otherwise known as MVPA is the most duttiest school in the 9. The teachers breath bang like coffee and you’ll be lucky if you don’t get spat on when they’re screaming down your ear hole.
“Rah you go Mossbourne Victoria park academy , I heard you’re not allowed a skin fade there”
“Yea , we have to walk around looking like we have mops on our heads”
A horrible school. I feel like the rules stop us from being ourselves. I feel restricted. The teachers are so hypocritical and the school is legit shaped like a prison . My friends make mossbourne a better place for me. A student once got kicked out when the teacher was the one pressing her. A great example of unjust.
Eg. We were told that mossbourne used to be one of the worst schools in Hackney.
Hon used to.
E.g. Mr. AUSTIN : I will fall on you like a ton of bricks This is Mossbourne Community Academy
A shit school who used to have a nonce head teacher and now run by lord farquad from shrek. Everyone there thinks they are hard but they are all rich mummyboys.
Daniel: damnnn is that lord farquad at the misbourne ?
Ian: fuck since when was he a girl ? 2019 gender neutral gang shit
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