Mosquitch 

A Mosquitch is a biting mosquito, named as such because they are always female.

Goddamn mosquitch just bit me!

Mosquitch by Heel May 14, 2012

mosquito 

a mosquito is a person who is a fuckin pest who wont leave you the fuck alone because they have no mates. The mosquito will try to chime into your group conversations and will start to cling onto one person and annoying the fuck out of them. There are two types of mosquito's (the lieutenant) which is the king of mosquitoes who will bite onto you and will never fuck off and thinks he a mates and there are regular mosquitos who are just a bad. There is only a 10% chance of you getting out of a conversation with these pests some tips to getting out are: just fucking of and run for your dear life or just fucking end yourself cause you have no chance of getting out.

hey did you just spray mortein

fuck im so itchy

i got bitten HELP!!!!!!!!

there are so many mosquito here i keep on getting bitten

mosquito by smailliw nehs September 27, 2019

Mosquita muerta 

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.

Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.

Mosquita muerta by blazinwolf September 28, 2010

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.

I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2021

Neato Mosquito 

1. Used to express approval or agreement.

2. A phrase used in substitution of “Sounds good” or “Okie dokie”

Me: No work?
Friend: I have time to play a quick game, if anything I’ll have you kick me.
Me: Sounds Neato Mosquito.

Neato Mosquito by Creepy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 3, 2018

Moskvitch

an soviet automobile brand produced by AZLK from 1946 to 1991 and by OAO Moskvitch from 1991 to 2001. tbh this reliable cars represent soviet countries in all their beauty. However, after the dissolution of the Soviet Union, due to a financial crisis, disruptions in the work of the company and financial mismanagement the engine plant was not finished and the Moskvitch company fell into decline and production of Moskvitch was liquidated :(

- Dude, i bought an AZLK 'Moskvitch'2141 and almost all girls have crush on me!

Moskvitch by SulikGT July 3, 2016

Tighter than mosquito pussy 

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Tighter than mosquito pussy by C'est Logique July 22, 2011