Mosko

1. (noun) - a male who just can't seem to keep himself from getting naked and jumping in a kiddy pool whenever alcohol is introduced into his system.

1. Look at that Mosko cupping his balls knee deep in mop water over at the other side of the party.

Mosko by I'llHaveOneOrderOfThePooPooPlatterPlease March 26, 2007

Maskomania 

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.

Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."

Maskomania by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020

Moscow Mitch 

Moscow Mitch (noun)
A bizarre animal-human hybrid between a snapping turtle and a compromised Kentucky Republican senator, Mitch McConnell (R-Moskva) who enabled the Russia’s theft of the 2016 election for <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>, accepted millions of dollars from a Russian Billionaires, and blocked FBI efforts to protect 2020 US elections from further election hacking.

In his long, sordid career, McConnell has not only violated his oath of office by refusing to hold confirmation hearings for Judge Merrick Garland, he also has enriched himself and his Chinese shipping magnate wife, Elaine Chao, who somehow was installed as <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>’s Sec of Transportation, and has blocked laws that would make it difficult for the Russian FSB to corrupt the 2020 elections and install the illegitimate Preznit sic a second time.

See also: <i>Cocaine Mitch</i> for information about his wife’s container ships and cocaine busts.

I hope Jill Stein gets to sit at Moscow Mitch’s table when he goes to Russia to pick up his award from Vladimir Putin.

Moscow Mitch by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger July 26, 2019

Moshood 

Moshood is a kind, caring, loving, trustworthy guy. He will never do anything to hurt anyone, he's rich, handsome, hardworking and loyal. You can never find any other like him. He has a sweet tooth, he loves juices, frozen yoghurt and ice cream. He'll treat you right and show you so much love. If you have a Moshood as a girl, marry him!

Him: She's been so happy lately!
Her: She found herself a Moshood!

Moshood by Anniedelavega February 2, 2020

Timofey Mosgov 

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

Timofey Mosgov by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

Brian Molko 

The name of the beautiful lead singer and guitarist of the truly awesome band Placebo. With a strange voice, he is just amazing!

Man 1 - Listening to Placebo again yesterday
Man 2 - Jeez, thats like, a week nonstop
Man 1 - And? Brian Molko is sooooo beautiful! I heart him!

Brian Molko by Nebbito February 1, 2010

Moscow Mitch 

Nickname for Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell since he blocked legislation to improve election security and help protect against meddling by Russia or other countries

Since there was massive interference by Russia in the 2016 elections most people want to make our elections more secure but Moscow Mitch has blocked legislation to do so.

Moscow Mitch by Just_sayin' July 28, 2019