1) Direct decendants from the line of Eld. The last bloodline to survive from the long ago Gunslingers(the keepers of peace, the protectors, earth guardians). Some say St. Michael himself requested these souls to help lead God's army, but God blessed mortal man by turning them into human form (if one could call any Moser a mere "human"). As of today, there are four Moser males from the REAL bloodline alive. May they save us all.

2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous.

3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.
"If only Moser was here...all those people wouldn't of died."
"Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!"
"Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team."
"Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents."
"If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now."
"If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."
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A rare species that can be distinguished by a nose pointing north and a trail of chips and chicken nuggets. Hobbies include fried rice, microwaved hot dogs, sleep eating pizza, and pastina (heavily buttered) in between the toes. Can typically be seen wearing sweatpants tucked into Ugg boots, with Tommy Lyons' flannel.
CHUGGETS CHUGGETS CHUGGETS!!!
Why is there a chicken nugget on the stair again? Oh it was just Moser
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moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).
You mosered the shit out of her!!

Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.

Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?

Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.

Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.
by L baRto July 27, 2006
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child rapist, sends porn to underaged kids and tells people to die of cancer or aids or maybe both if you're lucky!!!
person one: moserity is such a pedo!
person two (rr student at vchs): no i love melly stop!!!!!
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moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).
You mosered the shit out of her!!

Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.

Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?

Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.

Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.

by L baRto July 26, 2006
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person 1:moserity wants your dick dude

person 2: wtf that’s no surprise
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An adjective used to describe anyone who spent a lot of time on the now defunct, official Smashing Pumpkins message board (O-Board) in the Meaning of Symbols forum. MOSers were the main participants in the Mystery of Glass and the Machines of God.
Ramdust was an archetypical MOSer. He was instrumental in finding some of the passcodes for locked sites at the height of the mystery.
by moonbug November 13, 2006
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